Pseudo Limericks

Mayor Marshmallow: what a harsh fellow;
At least that's the word from her-she.
Chock, let it be known,
As he grams on his throne,
Some cracker that Mayor Marshmallow.

Tarquin Tiberious took others serious,
A little too much I'm afraid;
When told to drop dead,
He smashed in his head,
That obsequious Tarquin Tiberious.

There was an agnostic
Whose methods were caustic,
Due to their lack of resolve;
The harder she thought, the further she got
From ag faith that would no stick at all.

Watch for the girl with a pipe in her ear:
Cotton candy hair and cheeks crystal clear,
Dining on guam, the finest of greens,
Drinking bourbon cigars from tangerine springs,
And looking rather queer with a pipe in her ear.