Immeasurably Gilded, Enviably Commendable Aspirations...

Beloved daughter Eden
    Liat, twas thru
     the (Shana - Punim
     Aubrey) grape vine,
this papa heard
     spell binding, exciting,
     and intoxicating news,
     sans your acceptance

     into the Master's
     Program, I underline
as dramatic, ecstatic, and
     fantastic honor
     able konichiwa, intangible,
     and justifiable to acknowledge,
     where your porter
     shuttled trunkline

with golden opportunities,
     viz academic performance,
     a bajillion times
     greater than superfine
deserved laurels acquired,
     nurtured sowed well,
     via exhausting academic
     sweat of brow

     reaped reward to recline
comfortably during winter
     and/or spring break
     perhaps, lounging in
     chaise lounge relieved
     successful future awaits thee,
     and e'en way back
     in grade school

     "mother and I" sensed,
     thee "star student," asper
     the Oracle of Philly Delphi
     foretold with crystal ball
     accuracy didst predestine
predicated on stellar attainment,
     where ye did outshine
bombarded by blitz

     krieg of college
     level educational material,
     nevertheless scoring
     greater than nine
tee nine point nine...nine...nine
percent on assignments
     way beyond mine
comprehension, and aye

     reckon at times being
     viable as a frayed lifetime,
which no forgiveness asked,
     cuz this missive
     meant to accentuate,
     and poetically tout,

     your steely redoubtable
     quintessential perseverance
     thriving heartily
     among our future obituary
     "dirt poor" cremated byline.