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The Cockbuster
I'm a seasoned film director casting porno for my epic
but thus far all I've witnessed is limp and quite pathetic.
The amateurs are stirring I can feel it in my water
they practice how to blush then come gushing to the slaughter.
I know it doesn't take a second to dismiss them with a nod
and I quite enjoy the notion of pretending to be God,
but I yearn to find a starlet with presence, grace and poise
and so far all I've seen are sexless girls and boys.
Where on earth's the talent, the spark to stoke a fire
my casting couch feels frozen without pussy to admire.
And on this gloomy Friday, auditioning with crew
more amateurs return but no-one wants to screw.
I'll have to bust the budget, it's for everyone's protection
the producer's making noises, he demands a big erection
so I think I'll put a sign up: "Sexperienced Required"
'cause they're gonna have to fuck me in order to get hired.
but thus far all I've witnessed is limp and quite pathetic.
The amateurs are stirring I can feel it in my water
they practice how to blush then come gushing to the slaughter.
I know it doesn't take a second to dismiss them with a nod
and I quite enjoy the notion of pretending to be God,
but I yearn to find a starlet with presence, grace and poise
and so far all I've seen are sexless girls and boys.
Where on earth's the talent, the spark to stoke a fire
my casting couch feels frozen without pussy to admire.
And on this gloomy Friday, auditioning with crew
more amateurs return but no-one wants to screw.
I'll have to bust the budget, it's for everyone's protection
the producer's making noises, he demands a big erection
so I think I'll put a sign up: "Sexperienced Required"
'cause they're gonna have to fuck me in order to get hired.
Published 4th Nov 2011
| Edited 25th Sep 2014
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Anonymous
4th Nov 2011 10:00am
Your quirky humour seems to creep out between the rhyme:) I enjoyed this, its a very clever write that ends making complete sense. Who would hire a porn star without testing the experience... hehe... Well done I did enjoy that.
4th Nov 2011 11:58am
Have now changed the title, after reflecting on your kind words, Alip.
Best ~ Abra
Best ~ Abra
Anonymous
4th Nov 2011 3:52pm
A nice flowing rhyme scheme coupled with postcard humour, and some genuinely erotic lines ("come gushing to the slaughter" holds a place in my heart). The "big erection" felt straight out of a Carry On film, as did the line about "pussy". Thanks for the read, Abra.
4th Nov 2011 5:00pm
