Dirty Sexy Lusty Erotica

This is what you want
dirty veiled words
from a crotchless mind

My dick was hard
like a frozen chimichanga
her microwave mouth
meant my cotija cheese came squirting outh

Her vagina was dry
like the Sahara in Summer
but we desexed anyway
because that’s what you came here for

Only if it’s explicit
does a 'like' come to visit
cos words are boring
if a poem's not whoreing

So here’s a few words
from Slaptain Amazing
queef, tit, and balls
A yawn of catcalls

'take' is for sheople
take it out, take it all in
'slip' is a close second
c'mon
just let the fuck begin

oh, it’s bathroom steamy
I’m hot under the flea collar
if a dime is a dozen
your wordtree is a dollar

you can paint with broad strokes
or stroke with broad hands
all shivers and quivers
Spine Tinglers, a stand!

A cock is for Cock's sake
A cunt is a Cunt's sake
you can put eye-shadow on a pig
but fuck still means, Fuck's sake

so drop on your knees pads
open your halitos'd mouth
cheese spread your legs wide
you’ll be back, i have no doubth

cos this is white line
lingerie or skins, no other teams
no coupons are required
just your welfare mind