The halloween show

tonight is halloween and im sure im gonna scream
but not because im scared, but cause my life is a bad dream
got two hundred friends but none of them are very friendly
i try to say hello but hey they just ignore me
in a few days Ill run into one or two
theyll tell me all there stories and ask me how bout you?
theyll interrupt my boring stories and show me pictures of their whoring
theyll gimme the rundown the who what when and where
then loudly proclaim, hey!you shoulda been there!
I once knew a bitch her name was mother nature
thought she was nice then found reasons to hate her
I moved on from her to my old friend myself
he knows me and i and could really use some help
I give him my advice one time and then twice
he doesnt really get it even when i tell it to him thrice
I met a girl this weekend turns out she likes women
I told her well i like weekdays but i still like the weekend
you could do that too just see me and pretend
and the best part about is well stay and just be friends
cause you know how it goes on the discovery channel
the man meets the woman who uses him and dismantles
everything he is plays him like the instrument panel
takes half of what he owns then every month he is paying
even though she could have prevented their baby
he asked her birth control? she said yes turned and coughed up a maybe
whats the point of findin the one when your found by none and hated by more than some? shit to me it doesnt sound fun
theres two paths in view one used and one a bit overgrown
I travel bawckwards tryna find my way back home
i arrive to find that im still alone