The Twisted OZ (Extended)

(Dorothy)
  “Ding! Dong! The witch is dead
Now it’s time for Dorothy to get licked and give constant head,
 “Like the song say “it’s no place like home”
Especially when receiving munchkin miniature sized bone,
 “The mini-me motherfuckers are already head high to eat the cat  
Having them to stand on each other’s shoulders to hit it from the back,
 “Everybody traveling to the Emerald City to fulfill their wish
But for the wizard I have some pussy he can kiss,
 “On public display for the entire city to see
Now I’m the new queen, showing the true power of pussy,
 “Fuck leaving OZ with the emeralds, gold and unlimited dick
And with the constant sunny days a girl always has a warm place to shit.”

(The Munchkins)
 “My village had peace and had tranquility
Until the East Witch and Dorothy came acting motherfuckin silly,
 “The Witch caught a front porch straight to the dome
And after dealing with Dorothy shit, that ho’ needed to go home,
 “Popping that pussy butt-naked in the town square
We never seen shit like that, so all we could do is stand and stare,
 “Dorothy giving up pussy from doggy to Kansas style
You can call it OZ’s version of ‘Munchkins Gone Wild’,
 “But as sure as a Munchkin has much head and ass
This shit Dorothy was pulling couldn’t motherfuckin last,
 “So we sent her down the yellow brick
To pop that pussy In Emerald City, because the Wizard like that fuck shit.”

(Scarecrow)
 “Instead of a body of straw-I would’ve preferred weed
So me, and the OZ posse could’ve smoked until our eyes bleed,
 “Soak me in Patron and leave me out to dry
Making me potent like hell and that ain’t no lie,
“Strolling high down the yellow brick and we all having the munchies
But our hunger would’ve been satisfied if we caught a flying monkey,
 “The original scarecrow wanted from the wizard a used brain
But my request would’ve been a boat load of molly and cocaine,
“Letting myself hang out, because that’s what I’m all about
A hardcore drug addict who always like to smoke out,
 “Because to the weed smokers I always look good
Especially here in the Land of OZ as I roll through their hood.”

  (The Tin Man)
 “Artificially born and emotionally hollow
Will be that today and also tomorrow,
 “So your feelings will always hurt before mine  
Because I got that chrome shine and sawmill grind,
 “I’m colder than the dead of winter  
Making motherfuckers stank like kitty litter,
 “Because any life I’m willing to take
So excuse me if I don’t pump my fucking brakes,
“Eyes red as hell, because I’m on infra-red mode
Leaving death and destruction on the yellow brick road,
“You can call it the twisted version of computer love
With CGI effects showered with your blood.”

(The Lion)
 “The Lion may have been cowardly, but now it’s a different fate
Because I’m biting asses as soon as I step out the gate,
 “I got hair on my ass, chest and King-Kong balls
Roaring and farting throughout the Emerald City halls,
“Rolling through OZ four motherfuckin deep
Giving out one-hitter quitters and putting motherfuckers to sleep,
 “Putting my feet knee deep and walking that bitch dry
And you can bet your ass that’s no goddamn lie,
 “Bitches call me the true Lion-ass man
Decapitating motherfuckers easily with a single backhand,
 “So most OZ motherfuckas I fucking hate ya’
And remember I was born to knuckle-up by nature.”

(Guardian of the Gate)
 “With the title of Guardian of the Gate I have to represent
And without authorization nobody’s getting in this bitch,
  “Always standing my post like a stone statue
So if you don’t like, kiss my ass and stuff your mouth with tissue,
“Now here comes Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Lion, and the Tin-man
Asking to see the Wizard, but I’m not giving a goddamn,
 “Like a wagon wheel I told them to roll the fuck out
They start acting a fool now I’m punching them in the mouth,
  “Five against one, knuckling-up on a sunny OZ day
But my MMA skills keep Dorothy and her crew at fucking bay,
 “Fighting at the gate has now poured into the Emerald City Street
Now I’m blowing my whistle becoming fifty motherfuckers deep”.

(The Wizard)
 “I’m OZ’s number one stunna with the emerald and gold brick
And to all hating motherfuckers you can suck my dick,
“Like dolphin skin, my lifestyle always shine
So follow the yellow brick road, because I’m not hard to find,  
 “How I run my shit is goddamn legit
So you can call me the true Emerald City pimp,
 “My ruby red carriage have 46’ inch spinners
With a 14 karat gold toilet-call it an expensive ass shitter,
“The witch pissed because her green ass got tossed
And her sister got housed, because she couldn’t respect the boss,
 “Don’t hate a emerald player, but hate the game
But I’m the creator of both, which is one and the same.”

(The Witch)
 “Ding! Dong! The witch ain’t dead
Here’s fire to your ass while you’re fucking in bed,
 “Cooking like a motherfucker until OZ’s early morning light
Poppy seasoning on your ass will get you motherfuckin right,
 “The evil I represent makes scary bitches shit
While a flaming Scarecrow will keep my blunt lit,
 “Peeping motherfuckers out in my crystal ball
And to just let you know.-FUCK ALL OF YA’LL,
 “You can try that water shit, but this green pussy I do wash
Now you just pissed me off and made my nipples hard as a rock,
 “A water fight you want, then a water fight you’ll get
Get ready for your magic moment as my spells get you bloody wet.”

(Flying Monkey)
 “I’m the number one henchman of the West Wicked Witch
That beat much ass than a bad child receiving a switch,
 “Any command the Witch gives is the law and legit
Meaning I’m diving on your ass-so you can bet on that shit,
 “My wings have that unlimited hang time
Or I can drop on a motherfucker, like a snitch drops a dime,
 “Grabbing that ass quick, then straight into the air
Then releasing a mile up, now there’s shit and blood everywhere,
 “I’ll stick my tail up your nose and straight into the brain
Instantaneous retardation as you go ape-shit insane,
 “Hollowing in victory as I rock side-to-side to my own groove
Because with me ass-whoopins are already pre-approved”.

(Glinda the Good Witch)
 “I’m known by OZ citizens as Glinda the Good Witch
But my dark title is Glinda the Dominatrix,
 “When my wand turns into a whip and my dress to black latex
The ones under my care get the feel of my perverted sex,
 “My sex chamber is a twisted version of the throne room
Showing my victims how deep I can ride a witch’s broom,
 “Spiked heels on along with my demon-horned mask
And with my spiked strap-on I’m entering someone’s ass,
 “Either man or woman, because I’m gonna stand up in it tall
While their ball-gagged and chained to my magic wall,
 “Blood, cum, and shit will flow, because I’m a sick fool
And so sexually twisted you can call me Misses Deadpool”.

(Toto)
 “My bark is vicious like my bite
That will tear a chunk out your ass just right,
 “I autograph motherfuckers from the waist down
Leaving penises and pussies mutilated on the ground,
 “The lion wasn’t anything but an oversized pussy
His punk ass didn’t want any of me,
 “Just like the Witch-the bitch, and the Scarecrow-the whore
And fuck the OZ king, because I’m shitting on the Emerald City floor,
 “The Tin-Man wasn’t shit, but a rusty-ass bitch
And if Dorothy didn’t douche it made my nose twitch,
 “The motherfucking singing and dancing always made me sick
Now I’m raw dog biting their asses and I refuse to quit.”