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Who'll Carry The Mail
CONVERSATION BETWEEN 2 PEOPLE
1. Who'll Carry the mail?
2. I'll carry the mail!
1. Through the woods?
2. Hell yeah, through the woods!
1. What about the Indians?
2. Man, fuck the Indians!
1. You'd fuck and Indian ?
2. Dude, I'd fuck a dead chicken.
1. They'd tie you to a pole and feed you exlax.
2. Then I'd shit!
1. No, you'd die.
2. Then who'll carry the mail?
1. I'll carry the mail!
2. Through the woods?
1.Hell yeah, through the woods!
2. What about the lions?
1. Man, fuck the lions!
2. You'd fuck a lion?
1. I'd fuck a lion's mother
2. You lion mother fucker!
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1. Who'll Carry the mail?
2. I'll carry the mail!
1. Through the woods?
2. Hell yeah, through the woods!
1. What about the Indians?
2. Man, fuck the Indians!
1. You'd fuck and Indian ?
2. Dude, I'd fuck a dead chicken.
1. They'd tie you to a pole and feed you exlax.
2. Then I'd shit!
1. No, you'd die.
2. Then who'll carry the mail?
1. I'll carry the mail!
2. Through the woods?
1.Hell yeah, through the woods!
2. What about the lions?
1. Man, fuck the lions!
2. You'd fuck a lion?
1. I'd fuck a lion's mother
2. You lion mother fucker!
Author unknown
Published 6th Sep 2018
Author's Note
I had some friends way back when, who loved to do this piece at parties when no one was expecting. At the time, I it was pretty hilarious.
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6th Sep 2018 1:36am
6th Sep 2018 2:52am
6th Sep 2018 3:24am
Still hilarious now, for those of us with a molecule’s worth of a sense of humor. I should try this with my work buddies, they’d appreciate it (read: laugh their asses off)
Thank you.
Like flowers in the field we are all different.
Different likes, tastes, ideas of beauty, and senses of humor.
Like flowers in the field we are all different.
Different likes, tastes, ideas of beauty, and senses of humor.
Anonymous
- Edited 25th Oct 2022 6:45pm
6th Sep 2018 10:25pm
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6th Sep 2018 10:37pm
Anonymous
- Edited 25th Oct 2022 6:45pm
6th Sep 2018 10:46pm
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6th Sep 2018 10:49pm
Oh dear Lord. Maybe we could send smoke signals.
I've got some green we can burn that makes a lot of smoke.
I've got some green we can burn that makes a lot of smoke.
Anonymous
- Edited 25th Oct 2022 6:45pm
6th Sep 2018 10:53pm
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10th Sep 2018 8:15am
23rd May 2024 5:27am
My sister & friends had a different version back in the 70’s
It involved acid and a moose
I always thought they had made it up
It involved acid and a moose
I always thought they had made it up
