Bet You Didn't Know

I'm thinking about braiding my hair  
                      (On my legs)  
 
It's been a long time since I've done it.  
                (Shaved  - anything)  
 
I'm thinking about having a shower  
                 ( WTF   is  that )  
 
It's been a long day and I'm tired  
             ( From laying  in bed )  
 
I'm thinking about changing these sheets  
          ( Smells like ass and sex )  
 
It's been a long healing process for me  
                 ( Lights a joint  )  
 
I'm thinking about doing some chores  
                  ( Laying in bed )  
 
It's been a long lonely life but I love it  
            ( Inhale deeply and hold )  
 
I'm thinking about turning in for tonight  
                     ( Goodnight )