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Howdy Neighbor
Howdy Neighbor
I know you’re green with envy
I can see you’re down and depressed
“ Do firefighters ever work ?”
You’re screaming under your breath
You’re sneering at my car
As I slowly drive on by
A 74 Mercury Cougar
With its top down to the sky
I see the look of anger
As I cookout with my friends
You with your charcoal skillet
My GE gas grill , titanium end to end
You shake your head at my lawn
Augusta has met its match
Not a blade of grass is brown
Not a smither of any dirt patch
I see you shaking your head
As my female friends come and go
From blonds to redheads to brunettes
I’m game for their weekend show
An aura of jealously surrounds you
I’m betting If you had one wish in life
I know you’d want to be me for a day
So you can feel how it is to fuck your wife
I know you’re green with envy
I can see you’re down and depressed
“ Do firefighters ever work ?”
You’re screaming under your breath
You’re sneering at my car
As I slowly drive on by
A 74 Mercury Cougar
With its top down to the sky
I see the look of anger
As I cookout with my friends
You with your charcoal skillet
My GE gas grill , titanium end to end
You shake your head at my lawn
Augusta has met its match
Not a blade of grass is brown
Not a smither of any dirt patch
I see you shaking your head
As my female friends come and go
From blonds to redheads to brunettes
I’m game for their weekend show
An aura of jealously surrounds you
I’m betting If you had one wish in life
I know you’d want to be me for a day
So you can feel how it is to fuck your wife
Published 16th Aug 2018
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Maybe he's more upset that you're fucking his wife and less about the material things? Envy is a toxic emotion, but too much pride may prove to be even more toxic.
EDIT: not sure if this is an a true story, but what I said stands. I think now that this is satire, heh :P
EDIT: not sure if this is an a true story, but what I said stands. I think now that this is satire, heh :P
