Cunnilingus Genius

I've got one hundred thirty eight ways to make you slow grind
In case you didn't catch that that's two times sixty nine
I'm trying to take you home and make your spirit moan
I know exactly what to do to make you put down your phone

The tone of your moans will keep your neighbors up at night
As a cunnilingus genius I know how to do your body right
It'd be my delight to take you to heights untraveled before
Just be aware that the cops may come banging on your door

Before I'm done Ms. Yoni will look like she's auditioning for Soul Glo
Don't worry if you drench the bed cause we can take it to the floor for more
Are you sure that you're hydrated cause I'm elated about what I've got in store
Gonna go deep sea diving as I'm desiring to reach down all the way to your core

Making archaeological advances as you search for answers on how I'm doing this
I'm a sharpshooter with a Ruger and when I target you I'm guaranteed not to miss
You'll love my kiss as your lips won't be able to resist telling me your secrets
As a vagina whisperer I listen to her about exactly how she likes to be treated

You need this and I'm offering it with no strings attached
In fact, I'm confident that you'll come back to my love shack
I'm not a new Jack so I know how this game is supposed to be played
So will you allow me to put her on a pedestal and pop the champagne?