Fingers In Da' Pussy

I lay upon your bed        
Blindfolded; about to be scared as hell        
Tied to your bed post, spread like an animal fit to be quarted        
Right hand, precariously dangling free        
What the Heyell?        
       
Scents of Vanilla inundate the room        
"Issey Miyake".........mmmmmm, I know the smell of that perfume.        
       
Soft, sexy hands roam all over my firmly restrained body        
Sensations abound.  My mind races as I try hard to figure out this party.        
       
She grasp my free hand and guides it to her waiting mouth        
Sucking my fingers, gently scraping them with her teeth        
Seductively, slowly, pulling them back out        
       
"Hey, I bet you can't even imagine what's coming next, can you Slick?"        
       
A hand glides slowly towards my crotch and with not a word said        
She firmly grabs my dick....        
.....which almost instantaneously becomes hard, thick and slick...the latter from the fact that she has let that wet, sexy, so familiar hot mouth of hers......        
       
....tease me from the tip to the very bottom of my dick        
narrowly missing my balls.......          
........much more of this action, and I'm gonna' cum in no time at all.        
       
"Come on babygirl, this is a lot of fun but let me go"        
Nonchalantly, she rubs my wet swollen head and she says "no, no, no".        
       
And I lay here trembling feeling like a little old hobbit        
Feeling as though I'm caught between "The Lord Of The Rings" and Lorena Bobbitt.        
     
"Shit my name ain't John Wayne. Damnit, let me go"        
Once again, she laughs and says "no, no, no"        
       
Laying here completely at her mercy.  Should I act all hard or should I start to beg.        
At that very moment, she gets up and moves toward the right side of the bed.......        
       
....right where my right hand lay dangling.        
       
She grabs my hand and slowly moves it up her leg; past that shapely calf, past her knee, right up between her thighs.        
I knew it "was on and poppin'        
I could just imagine a devilish twinkle in those big deep eyes.        
       
Then she grasp my middle finger.        
Slowly she slips it in.        
Mmmmm,  warm moist juicy, young pussy!        
Instinctively I begin to slide them digits slowly out and in.        
       
(for all I know, this might be the end)        
       
Damn what was once simply moist is now hot and extremely wet        
I can feel her pussy bitin'.  The more she grinds, the faster my motions get.          
       
Her voluptuous body begin that slow undulation        
I'm feeling like President Obama going off to save the whole damned  nation.        
       
"Baby, take this blindfold off.      
Take off these damned handcuffs.      
Baby , won't you ride big boy, until his big ol' head goes from hard to soft."        
       
Again she laughs and says to me "no, no, no".          
"Hey Sweet Dick Willie, I've got one more trick that I want to show".        
       
And without any warning she grasp my free hand        
She cuffs it to the bed post as quickly as she can.        
I sense the lights go off and then I here a loud azz "click"        
She's laughing again-oh shit, now I'm really scared for the safety of my dick.......        
       
As I lay there begging "Please" in the room, on the bed        
pitch dark        
       
Damn the silence is deafening.  The bed is trembling.  I can audibly hear the beating of my heart.        
       
Then I hear a key being pushed into the lock        
The light comes on and oh what a shock.        
The inkeeper slowly enters into the room        
Smelling of  candles, dick, pudussy        
and stale perfume.        
       
I'm laying there looking like a pure-tee fool        
"Your girl done checked out.  She said y'all was finished.  I came on in; I thought everything was cool.....        
       
....but I see it ain't"  He almost falls over a chair as he begins a hearty laugh.  I'm there buck azzed naked, tied to the bed.  Dick flailing in the wind in the aftermath.        
       
I'll remember this night for the rest of my damned days        
That cool October evening that this pimp got royally played.        
       
       
(....as my mind keeps replaying her haunting refrain.  "No, no, no")      
       
Authors Note.....I was sitting here listen to one of my favorite contemporary artist, the late Amy Winehouse on iHeart radio singing "Rehab"  (no, no, no)  and this humerous, somewhat "factual" word play come into my head. And to think, i'm supposed to be working