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Some Days Are Just Like That...:)
It Was October And Harvest Time ;
So My Friends And I Were Sitting On The Porch
Smoking A Big Spliff , And Along Came Some Of
The Local Yokels , With A Truck Full Of Huge ,
Fine Looking Perfectly Orange Pumpkins Grown
By Our Local Country Bumpkins ;
So We Asked Them , As They Got Down And Took
Some Hits While We Were All Sitting There Together ,
What They Were Going To Do With The Pumpkins ;
And One Of Those Good Ol' Boys Said "Sell Them"
While Coughing After Taking A Huge Hit ;
So One Of My Friends Asked Them How Much , And
One Of Them Told Us What They Were Thinking...
Well We Thought The Price Was Way Out Of Line ,
And Told Them So , Whereupon They All Got Up ,
Cursing At Us , And Got In The Truck And Drove Away ;
Well Some Of Our Girlfriends Came Out Due To The Noise
And Asked What All The Ruckus Was ;
And One Of My Friends , Laughing , Tears In His Eyes While
Coughing From A Hit , Said :
"Don't Worry , Honey , Just A Bad Case Of Hick Ups"
Some Days Are Just Like That...:)
So My Friends And I Were Sitting On The Porch
Smoking A Big Spliff , And Along Came Some Of
The Local Yokels , With A Truck Full Of Huge ,
Fine Looking Perfectly Orange Pumpkins Grown
By Our Local Country Bumpkins ;
So We Asked Them , As They Got Down And Took
Some Hits While We Were All Sitting There Together ,
What They Were Going To Do With The Pumpkins ;
And One Of Those Good Ol' Boys Said "Sell Them"
While Coughing After Taking A Huge Hit ;
So One Of My Friends Asked Them How Much , And
One Of Them Told Us What They Were Thinking...
Well We Thought The Price Was Way Out Of Line ,
And Told Them So , Whereupon They All Got Up ,
Cursing At Us , And Got In The Truck And Drove Away ;
Well Some Of Our Girlfriends Came Out Due To The Noise
And Asked What All The Ruckus Was ;
And One Of My Friends , Laughing , Tears In His Eyes While
Coughing From A Hit , Said :
"Don't Worry , Honey , Just A Bad Case Of Hick Ups"
Some Days Are Just Like That...:)
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