Gunslingers and cowboys Series  1 Gunslingers cry with laughter,

 Gunslingers cry, Gunslingers cry with laughter
I wipe my Arse with my wanted posters like toilet paper,
X2 chorus

Howdy hoes,
I stole my gun
 I stole my horse and I even stole my clothes off a corpse,
I am a human vulture who thrives on the misfortune of others
I am happiest at the scene of a massacre
I am a Gunslinger and not some heroic  warrior
I wiped my Arse with my wanted posters
Gunslingers cry, Gunslingers cry with laughter
At the scene of their latest murder
When they see their victims crying mother
When a woman begs and pleads do not hurt her
When they cheat at a game of poker and punch any accuser
When they stab a bank teller because they wouldn't mover faster
When they refuse to share loot and prefer to slaughter their partner
When they beat a whore to death with a gun instead of paying for sex
I didn't move to the west to find wealth and success
I moved to the west to be surrounded by violence and death
I have buried friends and family but never wept,
It is all a big laugh and joke to me
Misery amuses me - If I ride into your town keep the hell away from me.