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The worst video game ever.

Zero continues  
No reset button  
no extra lives  
zero replay value  
No glitches to exploit for speed runs  
No difficulty adjustment  
Lengthy tutorial    
Confusing Way points  
Dozens of manuals that amount to trash  
Too much grinding  
Branching story with too many options  
Too many menial sidequests  
Annoying NPC's  
Side-quests that lock later in the game  
dating sim has a steep learning curve
Everything is in-game DLC
Tons of microtransactions    
   
Life is the Dark Souls of reality  
But way less enjoyable.  
Without bonfires to save progress
Life is the shittiest video game
Written by Madbuttonhatter (Ryan R Morgan)
Published
Author's Note
This one's pretty straightforward, if you play enough video games at least.
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