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The worst video game ever.
Zero continues
No reset button
no extra lives
zero replay value
No glitches to exploit for speed runs
No difficulty adjustment
Lengthy tutorial
Confusing Way points
Dozens of manuals that amount to trash
Too much grinding
Branching story with too many options
Too many menial sidequests
Annoying NPC's
Side-quests that lock later in the game
dating sim has a steep learning curve
Everything is in-game DLC
Tons of microtransactions
Life is the Dark Souls of reality
But way less enjoyable.
Without bonfires to save progress
Life is the shittiest video game
No reset button
no extra lives
zero replay value
No glitches to exploit for speed runs
No difficulty adjustment
Lengthy tutorial
Confusing Way points
Dozens of manuals that amount to trash
Too much grinding
Branching story with too many options
Too many menial sidequests
Annoying NPC's
Side-quests that lock later in the game
dating sim has a steep learning curve
Everything is in-game DLC
Tons of microtransactions
Life is the Dark Souls of reality
But way less enjoyable.
Without bonfires to save progress
Life is the shittiest video game
Published 1st May 2018
Author's Note
This one's pretty straightforward, if you play enough video games at least.
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