College

I majored in fucking  
With a minor in oral  
For a graduate degree  
At the Joe University  

I took courses in BDSM  
And advanced submission techniques  
I focused on anal  
With an emphasis on pain  
 
Long admired for my skills  
And wicked ability  
To make your eyes  
Roll into the back of your head  
 
And now I am a graduate  
So when they ask me  
Where did you learn to do that  
I say at the Joe University