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I Ain’t cha Man!!!
I Ain’t cha Man
No, I can’t meet ya momma!
So don’t ask me again!
I Ain’t cha man!
And I ain’t cha best friend!
Don’t ask me for nothin’
Unless you asking for dick!
We just fuckin buddies
Besides that,
We ain’t shit!!!
When you get that itch to fuck
I’m the one you need to booty call!
If you need help wit’ cha bills,
I Ain’t cha man at all!
I’m just your fuck partner
We won’t ever make Love!
You’ll never catch me in it bare back!
I’ll always wear a glove!
After I bust a nut, don’t trip,
Hell naw, I don’t wanna snuggle
That shit’s for ya man to do
There’s no need for us to cuddle!
No! I’m not giving you money
To get your hair done!
Don’t try to run game on me!
Your hair gonna be messed up
After we fuck anyway
I don’t care if it’s nappy!
So if you lookin’ for a sucka
You already have one in hand
So go back to your dude after we fuck!
Cause I Ain’t Ya Man!!!
No, I can’t meet ya momma!
So don’t ask me again!
I Ain’t cha man!
And I ain’t cha best friend!
Don’t ask me for nothin’
Unless you asking for dick!
We just fuckin buddies
Besides that,
We ain’t shit!!!
When you get that itch to fuck
I’m the one you need to booty call!
If you need help wit’ cha bills,
I Ain’t cha man at all!
I’m just your fuck partner
We won’t ever make Love!
You’ll never catch me in it bare back!
I’ll always wear a glove!
After I bust a nut, don’t trip,
Hell naw, I don’t wanna snuggle
That shit’s for ya man to do
There’s no need for us to cuddle!
No! I’m not giving you money
To get your hair done!
Don’t try to run game on me!
Your hair gonna be messed up
After we fuck anyway
I don’t care if it’s nappy!
So if you lookin’ for a sucka
You already have one in hand
So go back to your dude after we fuck!
Cause I Ain’t Ya Man!!!
Published 18th Apr 2018
Author's Note
This is an old poem I wrote to a girl I was hooking up with after my heart was broken and I didn’t want to be in a relationship with. She wouldn’t listen to what I was telling her, she thought that she could change me, even though she was in an on again, off again relationship with her boyfriend. After she read it, she still didn’t get the point!
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18th Apr 2018 11:03am
18th Apr 2018 12:01pm
18th Apr 2018 11:30am
Lose the glove ... I'll bust your nut. Hot write LI. Sometimes a girl just needs a good chocolate fuck buddy
18th Apr 2018 12:02pm
18th Apr 2018 12:08pm
