deepundergroundpoetry.com
Kanye's Cake Causes Earthquakes
It's impolite to stare
At even ample derriere;
But rubbernecking fetched a pardon
When Kim showered on her lady garden
At even ample derriere;
But rubbernecking fetched a pardon
When Kim showered on her lady garden
Author's Note
For the Clerihew competition. N'joy haha!
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
likes 7
reading list entries 1
comments 10
reads 699
Commenting Preference:
The author is looking for friendly feedback.
Re. Kanye's Cake Causes Earthquakes
28th Mar 2018 9:55am
Re: Re. Kanye's Cake Causes Earthquakes
28th Mar 2018 2:43pm
Re. Kanye's Cake Causes Earthquakes
28th Mar 2018 1:58pm
A standout entry, and seat many men would be willing to take. :-)
Good Luck.
Good Luck.
2
Re: Re. Kanye's Cake Causes Earthquakes
28th Mar 2018 2:44pm
Re. Kanye's Cake Causes Earthquakes
29th Mar 2018 00:15am
Okay, i'll 4give y'that one.....butt it's a "good" throwaway".....Love
1
Re: Re. Kanye's Cake Causes Earthquakes
29th Mar 2018 6:01am
Re. Kanye's Cake Causes Earthquakes
29th Mar 2018 4:01pm
Re: Re. Kanye's Cake Causes Earthquakes
29th Mar 2018 5:41pm
"Lemme see you footsie roll!"
Ok, enough with the innuendo. It's cathartic and addicting though...this is my 2nd ass piece in a matter of months 😆
Ok, enough with the innuendo. It's cathartic and addicting though...this is my 2nd ass piece in a matter of months 😆
Re. Kanye's Cake Causes Earthquakes
5th Apr 2018 10:46pm
I was gonna comment but I couldn't be arsed, no ifs or butts this one is at the bottom of the cheekiest poems list and I think it would be best performed by a bum
sorry couldn't resist - made me smile :-)))))))
sorry couldn't resist - made me smile :-)))))))
1
Re: Re. Kanye's Cake Causes Earthquakes
5th Apr 2018 11:30pm
ROFL! Your comment made my day. Somehow it didn't surprise in the least either 😆 Thanks!