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Hemorrhoid

Colon awry,
Swollen I cry.

Blood vessel enlarged,
I have a twelve car garage.

It hurts to sit,
Don't throw a fit.

Its just a hemorrhoid,
My name is not Floyd.

Anal did this to me,
It was an entire oak tree.

Written by TheJBLFanpage (Pope Francis)
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Author's Note
This is a tragic tale of an anal
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