Posters

Posters make men hard,
Are you a bard?

Posters wake me from my sleep,
Posters always make me weep.

Posters hanging from the wall,
Posters everywhere in a mall.

Posters sliding into my anus,
This idea is not heinous.

Deeper and deeper the poster goes,
Hopefully my anus does not close.

If my anus indeed closes,
I will hang myself with some hoses.

Posters on my left,
Posters on my right.

There is a poster about theft,
There is a poster about sight.

Posters make me very moist,
Posters make me want to hoist.