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Sorry I Have a Penis

you have sight for things I don�t see
the person I am is a perverted freak
well, yeah
but unless you are willing to claw out my eyes
I�ll always stare at big asses
can�t help God made me with a penis

men are born sexual predators
least that�s what you claim to your friends
we used to hang out all the time
now you�re a hardcore feminist
part time lesbian
telling everyone, me too!

you�re not fooling me
I remember you groping the dicks of married men
guess they should of just liked it
they should of just took it
because they�re born cheating bastards anyway
and you�re just being an empowered woman

oh girl, please
there�s a difference between assault and regret
just because you made stupid decisions
doesn�t make you a victim
and just because a man you didn�t find attractive
flirts with you
doesn�t make him a criminal
it makes true victims look like liars

I have a dick
and I�m truly sorry for that
it keeps pointing at things I want
and you have a hole
my guess is it�s being filled as I write this
from a man or woman
or both
you just want to be the lustful cunt
and every man should wait their turn

well lock me up with the other males
I�m a hopeless flirt
staring at sexy women
I fantasize of dirty things way too often
and if given the green light
I would be all up in that
you know it�s true
if you had a penis
they would lock you up too