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Shentry Duty Sho You’re Shafe and Shnug

Authors Note: I used to own a web site called ‘Shimply Shpeaking’ which was a spoof educational and training site teaching people to speak like Sean Connery – I invented Seanconneryese and used it as a training blue print. I was going to add a translation but it could be fun for you to try to work it out – you should also try to read this aloud :-) maybe your comments could be in SeanConneryese :-)

Shentry Duty Sho You’re Shafe and Shnug

Shave yourshelf ash shelflesh shacrifieshesh
Shpell shadnessh for shadnesh shake
Only Shatan shitting on hish ash shulking
Will appreshiate shuch a shacrifiesh
I will shit with you a shpell as I can
Be of ashistansh; sho shtop worrying
I will shtay ash you shleep in dreamsh
Sho shweet shaving you from the monshtersh
That sheep shlowley sheeking your sholitude
And shecondary demonsh shit shenshing fear
My showrd and shield shettles the shadowsh
I’m your shervant you bond shlave only sherving you
Keeping you shafe and shecure sho shleep
I will wake you with a loving warmhug
You’ll wink your half shut eyesh and shmile
Shitting up in bed Shafely through another night
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