Random Pish 7.1

(i) Survivors

If I was the only
girl in the world,
I would have such
a very sore bottom

(ii) One and Only

If I was the only
girl in the world,
I would have such
a very sore bottom

(iii) Hearty

The way to a
mans heart is
through his
ribcage with
a chain saw

(iv) Woof, Woof!

A mans best friend
is his dog, its so important
to have friends on the same
intellectual wavelength and
with the same social graces.

(v) Penmanship

is the pen mightier than the sword ?,
here’s the test, which would you rather
have jammed up your ass ?

(vi) Captain Paranoia

what do you mean I am paranoid,
who told you that,
what did they say,
what else did the say
I felt them saying it
bastards


(vii)  Fires

if There’s
a fire in
your pants,
put it out with
pantyhose