Females are Fun

 

Women are the best playmates for heterosexual males
I have had much fun with them here are some details.

On the beach in the sun
Swimming nude can be fun.
Enjoy the sight of her figure
No prudery to consider.

An invitation to her flat at night
More than coffee is in sight
Will we go straight to her bed?
Or have the signs been misread.

A relationship based just on sex
Has the capacity to perplex
Better take a broarder view
Get to know her through and through.

Before you start to on a spree
Remember that she must agree
To each stage and give consent
Make quite sure 'yes' is meant

When it comes to conjugal play
Take your time, you've got all day
Prepare well for the encounter
Sensual bliss when you mount her

There is a claim, that I refute
That being drunk can enhance pursuit
Alchohol may increase the desire
But the performance is often dire

The above are a few examples of having fun with women
There is a lot that you must learn if you're just beginning