Filthy Spider

 
Far, Far away in flat I call "Home"...
Terrible horrors crawl...
Invading my peacefull holm...
Tailoring webs on my wall...
Tiny eyes of Death herself...
Furry legs, Venomous teeth, Laying eggs behind my shelf!
And so for help I call!
And so for help I call!

Scream pitched as high as ceiling!
"Save me Hero, Set my soul free!
From Filthy Demon in my books consealing!" (Me)
"Don't you worry Love, don't you see?
The Spider is so small, it fits under this bowl..." (The Hero)
"So does Granade you Fucking Asshole!
Get it away from me!
Get it away from me!" (Me)


Note: "Me" does not it's about me, it's just the best i came up with as i had no name for the character, it's just an attempt to create a "funny" work....