Formality and slang

Formality is penis
The fornication tool of man
There are some slang replacements
For this necessary gland

Vagina is formality
For women's sex between her thighs
Men are always wanting it
It makes their penis rise

I'm sure there are real reasons
As to what all slang's about
The definitions of the words
Here are some of them I tout

Penis
Prick is inches one to three
Dick is average four to six
Cock is large for those who have
Mathmatically, three times pricks

My Johnson is my everything
My peter is my all
After I have finished
My pecker tends to fall

Vagina
Pussy is my favorite
It slips right off my tongue
 Cunt, not liked by women,
Used by men, when men among

Crack and snatch and beaver
Are some slang that comes to mind
The muff is made for diving
While the twat's not hard to find

No matter what you call them
And for everyone's delight
The penis should be up and hard
The vagina should be tight