Nursery Crimes 5.1

(i)
One, two
suck my shoe,
Three, four
I’ll act like a whore,
Five, six
Your dick loves licks,
Seven, eight
watch me Masturbate,
Nine, ten
watch me again,
Eleven, twelve
in my pussy you delve,
Thirteen, fourteen
watch porn on flat screen,
Fifteen, sixteen
be my bondage drag queen,
Seventeen, eighteen
you’re so fucking obscene,
Nineteen, twenty
you make me cum plenty.
 
(ii)
 
Simple Simon met a pieman,  
Going to the dock,  
Says Simple Simon to the pieman.  
Let me taste your cock!
 
Says the pieman to Simple Simon.  
Show me first your ass,  
Says Simple Simon to the pieman.  
Indeed I have gas!
 
Simple Simon went a-pounding,  
On the pieman’s hole,  
Says Simple Simon to the pieman  
Any holes a goal.
 
Simple Simon wiped his cock  
because it was all pooie  
Says Simple Simon to the pieman. ,  
I say! your ass is gooey.
 
 
(iii)
 
If you're horny and you know it, warm your hands.
If you're horny and you know it, warm your hands.
If you're horny and you know it,
grab my cock and then you blow it
If you're horny and you know it, warm your hands.
 
If you're horny and you know it, climb on top
If you're horny and you know it, don’t you stop
If you're horny and you know it,
Golden shower you can flow it
If you're horny and you know it, ride me hard
 
(iv)
 
Hung like a horsey don't you stop
Don’t let your dick go flippety-flop
Your cock goes hard you flip me round
Giddy up, we're anal bound.
 
I don’t need a muzzle, just thrust in your muscle
Just go wild into deep thrust mode
We`re not in a hurry, to make your MacFlurry
And we know you have a heavy load.
 
Hung like a horsey don't you stop
Just let your cock go slippery slop
You kneel me down, down on the ground
pull it hard, you're facial bound.
 
(v)
 
Hickety pickety, my slut hen
She sucks cocks for gentlemen
Sometimes Barbie, sometimes Ken
Hickety pickety, my trans gender hen