Witch?

 
She said she was a witch
I possibly misheard
She didn’t seem like a bitch

She said she had spells
I must have misheard
I couldn’t smell anything

This is my freeze frame wand
I must have misheard
She must be the new James Bond

She had a bag of magic dust
I must have misheard
I wouldn’t say she had tragic bust

She said she had a black cat
I must have misheard
I don’t need to know she had a slack twat

She said she had a cauldron
I must have misheard
I like she’s got a bald one

She said she’d do my Tarot
I must have misheard
My dick isn’t the size of a marrow

She said here’s a clover for some luck
I must have misheard
She called me a dumb fuck

She said do you fancy a blow
I definitely heard that
I was good to go