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Witch?
She said she was a witch
I possibly misheard
She didn’t seem like a bitch
She said she had spells
I must have misheard
I couldn’t smell anything
This is my freeze frame wand
I must have misheard
She must be the new James Bond
She had a bag of magic dust
I must have misheard
I wouldn’t say she had tragic bust
She said she had a black cat
I must have misheard
I don’t need to know she had a slack twat
She said she had a cauldron
I must have misheard
I like she’s got a bald one
She said she’d do my Tarot
I must have misheard
My dick isn’t the size of a marrow
She said here’s a clover for some luck
I must have misheard
She called me a dumb fuck
She said do you fancy a blow
I definitely heard that
I was good to go
Published 4th Aug 2017
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Anonymous
4th Aug 2017 7:43pm
David, I had to laugh of course, considering but then I had one inside my head, all alone and I thought I'd share it...lol
"She had a bag of magic dust
I must have misheard
I wouldn’t say she had tragic bust"
*
She had a bag of Pixie dust (that being me of course ;) )
I must have misheard
I wouldn’t say she had tiny bust
~ teehee!
xoxo Taryn
"She had a bag of magic dust
I must have misheard
I wouldn’t say she had tragic bust"
*
She had a bag of Pixie dust (that being me of course ;) )
I must have misheard
I wouldn’t say she had tiny bust
~ teehee!
xoxo Taryn
5th Aug 2017 2:23am
LMAO - thank you for the funny poetic response - that has really brightened up my day :-) lotsa Hugs :-)
5th Aug 2017 8:01am
i am a convert to humorous erotica
lol slack twat. oh fokkit lol
you are the dog's bollocks!
7th Aug 2017 00:31am
laughing is important and when I can muster the energy I love to make people laugh :-) thank you so much, it's great you enjoyed it :-)
Anonymous
7th Aug 2017 4:22pm
Oh my giddy gods, I missed your humorous poems while I was away! Big grins and many naughty chuckles from across the pond! :)
7th Aug 2017 5:12pm
I missed your appreciation and your giggles and chuckles :-) thank you :-) Big Ole Hugs :-)
