Nursing Home Stud

With the economy being such as it is, my Social Security check just doesn't cut it. I needed a job, but who'd hire someone as old as I. So! I decided to apply for the job of stud at the local nursing home. Didn't work out so well.


I went to the nursing home today,
A job on my mind I did say.
What kind a job you looking for,
They asked, I said I'm a man whore.
They said we might have a spot for ya,
But you'll have to service old ma.
If you satisfy her you are hired,
I passed the test, ma sang like a choir.
When she came she almost broke my back,
Thought I was having a heart attack.
With my expertise they were pleased,
They then told me to get on my knees.
What for I asked and they just grinned,
Male and female you have to service,
I will admit that made me nervous.
Everybody knows I'm not bi, and shit,
Sucking wrinkled dongs I'll omit.
I coulda had that job for a song,
But I take girls over wrinkle dongs.
When I left they said I was a wimp,
And I hadn't even met my pimp.

©April 21, 2017 / Jerry Pat Bolton