LOST

Last night I lost
My glasses, my tie, my cufflinks and my shirt
Last night I lost my watch, my belt, my wallet and my pants too,
Last night I lost my socks and my shoe
Last night I lost it all at the prom when the seducer slew
 All because I had one drinks too few
Last night I messed and puked on Marsha’s dress
While she took my virginity on the lawn grass behind the professor’s Mess
And in the morning when the day was all bright and blue
I found all that I lost except for my maiden
which was washed away in dew.