To My "Westie"

Out of da bed, five hours ago  
took a few cups, 'til into da flow  

Out in da yard, cut all da grass  
not enough time, sit on my ass  
 
Jump in da shower, remove all of da stink  
feelin' too yucky, jus' wash in da sink  
 
Fix me a bowl, maybe corn flakes  
jump in da car, off to da lake  
 
When I get there, I'll try to relax  
fix me a drink, "then" sit on my ass  
 
May play some cards, avoid all da work  
listen to music, 'n possibly twerk  
 
BUTT I DOUBT IT  
 
Try 'n have fun, 'til bones become creaky  
sit by da fire, 'til eyes become sleepy  
 
Climb 'n da sack, with da hubby I've got  
awake in da morn, with my snatch full 'o' cock  
 
I HOPE