SMART CAR

I love my Smart Car Fortwo
I love the tight U-turns it can do
I love that it’s painted
In my favorite color; blue
I love to brag how it’s
A mini Mercedes (indeed it’s true)
I love how it parks with little room
But most of all, I absolutely
Love the low gas mileage it uses
Because my Smart Car Fortwo
Proves I’m a really smart
Wouldn’t you agree too?

'Girls, please note; you know what they say about guys who drive little smart cars?'
They choose to drive a little car to compensate for their big egos.