I wanted to feel like Tyler Durden

I wanted to feel like Tyler Durden  
so I buzz cut the hair    
that i had payed 40 dollars for  
Just the day before  
   
   
Then I wanted to Feel like Slim Shady,  
So i called in sick from school  
and proceeded to Blond it,  
badly,  
at home  
   
   
Turns out none of those efforts really worked  
Cause i'm still here,  
all the same.  
   
I don't know what i expected.