Sex Trials

Pleasing herself was never easy,
Doing things some would find queezy..
What she found the most enticing
Was anything new and exciting,
Whether it be shameful or not,
Anything new would hit the spot.
One day she came across an egg
But something about it was strange,
It would shake more fervently
Than anything she'd ever seen.
The girth was just perfect in size,
She slid it up betwixt her thighs..
Instantly she felt release,
The planets all aligned with ease.
The rapid pulsing of vibrations
Left her shaking with girations.
Now all that was left to do,
Was remove it from her poop chute.
As soon as she had pulled it out,
She felt what crippled her with doubt..
The top half of the egg was stuck
About four inches up her butt!
The plastic, so brittle in fact,  
She feared it wouldn't stay in tact!
Her lover, desperate, tried to help,
He gently pulled.. she didn't yelp!
And out it came, ever so slow,
Then like a flame, their love did grow!
It goes to show, it's worth your while
To have a partner for sex trials.