Prisoner’s Dilemma

Today, in class, I have a very important lesson
I need three volunteers
Must not be afraid of their peers
for today’s lesson is risqué,
but don’t worry you will be okay.

ooooo wonderful
Mr. Pitiful
Aaaa marvelous
Ms. Lux
Mmmmm stunning
Mr. Cummings

This contraption is here to teach us about a little game.
Some people call it the prisoner’s dilemma.
Mr. Pitiful, please stand here.
Remove your clothes.
You too, Mr. Cummings.

Now, we are going to tie your balls with this rope.
It is not too wide
 or too narrow
just enough to be secure and not dig into your skin,
as the class sees.

Now, this rope has been strung through a ring hanging here.
Mr. Pitiful, you can relax on this chair.
For now.
Mr. Cummings, let’s tie you up too.
As you can see, dear students,
Mr. Cummings is on the other end of the rope.
You may sit down, Mr. Cummings.

Now, as you see
if Mr. Pitiful walks away, Mr. Cummings will be pulled.
Now, Ms. Lux, take this rope and pull the ring higher.

Oh, does that hurt a bit?
You better move closer.
A little more, Ms. Lux.
On your tiptoes, boys.
That’s enough.
Just hold it still.

Now, this is a little painful.
Mr. Cummings, are your arches burning?
Mr. Pitiful, would you like to loosen your tight tiny cock?
Now, if one of our young gentlemen did relax,
the other would experience horrible pain.
So, they make a gentleman’s agreement.

Yet, when we keep pulling, one might fail.
And that is why prisoners make deals.
You may let them down, Ms. Lux.
Very nice job, boys; you may return to your seats.

May I have three more volunteers?