Greenies

Getting stoned, all alone
My little friends are in my head,
Rather play than work all day
Feeling lazy in my bed.

Go outside and take a ride
Cruise my 'Caddy' into town,
Smoke a blunt then pull a stunt
Skid off the road then back around.

Life is good like Robin Hood
Steal some food for munchie's sake,
Snag apple zingers with my fingers
I really do take the cake!

Back at home, getting stoned
Weigh my little buds to sell,
Nickels, dimes; they're minor crimes
The payoff is as good as hell.

Get rich off it - total profit
Plus I get to smoke so much,
This life I make is wake and bake
Plus I have the Midas touch.

My dealer gets shit, It's the best shit
I never ask the why's and how's,
Besides I know my dealer grows
The hydro shit behind my house.

"Oh damn, no way - the DEA
Is busting in, I could get shot!"
My backyard green just blew my scene
I guess my life has gone to pot.