2016 Summary UK Urban Edition

We finally reached the end of two thousand and sixteen.
Everyone knows what a crazy year it has been.
The pound went down like a dodgy soufflé, BBC lost bake off to Channel 4
X Factor turned into a spoof, Honey G has record deal what for?
Brixton payed homage to David Bowie its prodigal son.
While Cheryl got pregnant with someone almost young enough to be her son.
The year of the underdog, the year of backlash for those who let standards slip.
Jose lost the changing room, Tottenham lost their bottle and Leicester won the premiership.

Kanye hospitalised with a mental breakdown but is he actually crazy?
In promotional terms he is, this year he took on Taylor swift, Beyoncé and Jay Z.
Brad lost Angelina and Johnny Depp lost the plot this year.
Every girl in the Hairdressers were debating who’s Becky with the good hair?

England’s exit from the Euro 2016 made us look like a joke, but Brexit was the joke that no one found funny.
It took Nigel Farage less than 5 hours to get caught lying about the NHS money.
Roy Hodgson looked more likely to find a Pokémon than the right tactics.
Big Sam lost his Job in record time after one game for his Del boy antics.

We lost George Michael and Prince, allegations of how they died floating around like a careless whisper.
Everyone mocked Ronaldo crying with a Butterfly on his face, but this year he has been football’s biggest winner.
America’s new president is an Umpa lumpa look alike, thanks to their FBI insider.
He can now hear no evil see no evil as we lost Gene wilder.
Whether it was Jo Cox murder or tragedies in Germany or France the world was in fear of a terrorist attack.
Kim K got robbed at gunpoint and Ed Balls tried to bring Gangnam style back.

From America to England there was loads of new music acts to find.
But back to number one, who knew Craig David’s career would take such a rewind.
Skepta won the Mercury award & co-signs from Chris Brown & drake highlighted how much the UK urban scene was growing.
Leonardo DiCaprio finally won an Oscar, and Samsung phones kept exploding.

Hillary Clinton and David Cameron’s major blunders & unlawful killings from American Cops, some reputations were beyond repair too much damage.
Tyson fury admitted taking cocaine and Ronda Rousey froze up in the octagon like she was doing the mannequin challenge.

When it comes to sprinting Usain bolt still the man no surprise with the 3 golds he won.
But Bolt dancing in the club caught more interest, with kasi reading reports of cheating like wagwan?
Before J Lo was on the scene Rihanna was showing drake how good she can twerk.
While Janet's Jackson pregnant at 50 guess someone still putting in that 'work work work'

Looks like where going to have to perform the rope a dope with are new absurd reality.
Like all the other greats we lost rest in peace Mohammed Ali.
Jessica Ennis is now a Dame, Mo Farah and Andy Murray have now been knighted.
2016 hit rock bottom so the only way is up, 2017 provides plenty of reason to be excited.