She’s The One

 She sends me flowers
She sends me chocolates
She sends me champagne
She’s been known to send me silk PJ’s
She’s been known to send me Bras
She’s been known to send me panties
She took my phone number
She took my email address
She took my virginity
She has, in the past been my stalker
She has, in the past been my lover
She has, in the past been my girlfriend
She’s sometimes a bitch
She’s sometimes a slut
She’s sometimes a whore
She’s taught me to remove Bras
She’s taught me to give oral sex
She’s taught me to finger to orgasm
She makes me feel warmed
She makes me feel loved
She makes me feel horny
She’s so leggy
She’s so sexy
She’s so special
So on this day
Mother’s day
I need to say
Thank you Mother