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Drunk Santa (Xmas Haiku)
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Drunk Santa (Xmas Haiku)
Screaming Bah humbug
kicked Santa in the scrotum
jingle balls all the way
Written by
David_Macleod
(14397816)
Published
25th Dec 2016
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Re. Drunk Santa (Xmas Haiku)
KDAmB
25th Dec 2016 3:21am
LMAO!! Dave... Nobody does dark humour like you, are you sure you're not an Aussie??
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David_Macleod
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27th Dec 2016 7:06pm
I wish I was an Aussie - getting fuckin tired of being cold :-)
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Re. Drunk Santa (Xmas Haiku)
Poetryman
25th Dec 2016 4:02pm
I can hear his sleigh balls ringing all the way across the ocean...
JJ
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Re: Re. Drunk Santa (Xmas Haiku)
David_Macleod
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27th Dec 2016 7:06pm
LOL - you're a funny guy :-)
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Re. Drunk Santa (Xmas Haiku)
PoetSpeak
25th Dec 2016 10:19pm
Fat fucker deserved it
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Re: Re. Drunk Santa (Xmas Haiku)
David_Macleod
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27th Dec 2016 7:07pm
indeed - he was probably a Pedo :-)
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