who gives a fuck anyway

 
ah smell that fresh load of shit on the way it's the
new day along with it's diminishing hope learn to
tread water coz we're fucked it's gridlock on the 666
west down speed date drive straight thru to bumfuck
nowhere and opens just south of consumerville with
enough self serving serenades of service to shrink your
sanity and a side of satirical selflessness that'll leave your
brain bleeding and you haven't even limped from your car
yet you will then be informed that while you were giving
to your favourite fund somebody stole your lungs and
left a mortgage and an old dog between your first and
second rib which may or may not be an issue depending
on if you need oxygen to survive oh well shit we've got
a problem then don't we i know let's all hide indoors
and make sure we have less to do with each other than
we already do what a great idea thanks captain genius
you've got my vote for mayor of the town of go fuck
yourself can i help you pack coz apathy works when
empathy errs but only use the three night coupon coz
the a is a shrouded suburb and when the fog burns away
the grass still needs cutting and whinging neighbours just
don't contribute well to the sunny disposition i hold for the
masses remain patched in we are preordained to interface
uploaded and adjusted pleasantly customer serviced with
virus protection for a full two weeks see fine print or until
your next upgrade whichever comes first stay with service
pack 3 no later 3.14mbps fibre options and 4 gigabytes
of ram oooo that's gotta hurt you're gonna wanna use lube for
that one i'm guessing synthetic maybe a ball gag what
nothin ok what the fuck is this shit have you seen the
instructions i left my good attitude in my other pants and
this one sux dr phil says communication fuck dr phil self help
is masturbation masturbation masturbation palm it like a
lunatic till your toes curl and your eyes roll back boom
that's party time everyone's invited kids stay away from
the pool i repeat stay away from the pool that means yo'
mama who's your daddy in case of fire denial rocks simply
change underwear hourly and if you think you can dance
then in making an arch over your shoulder making sure your
little finger enters the water cleanly you will learn where
the g-spot is just about where dr phil stands holla so i ask
do we have any reason why these three wingnuts should
not be married other than the whole blood line thing ok then
let's do it over to you elvis thank you very much just breath
put your feet up and stay a while relax eat cake yeah
cake fixes everything coz this ship's going down and the
captain would just like to say fuck the iceberg god couldn't
sink this ship nice one captain could ya say it any louder
learn to swim champ coz the crew sold the lifeboats years
ago and now's a good time to shine say the powerpuff girls
so grab your ankles and pucker up kids it's two minutes to
midnight where's those instructions sunshine they're in the
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