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CRAZY BITCHES
CRAZY BITCHES
Some people are alcoholics, some are addicted to drugs, and for others it`s gambling. For me, it`s always been crazy bitches! They are my cocaine. I gotta have em! So, I guess that makes me sort of a crazy bitch connoisseur, if you will. And not just any crazy bitches, …really good looking crazy bitches. You know the kind I`m talking about. The one percenters, the kind that other women hate, the kind that you see walking on the sidewalk and you make an illegal U-turn in the middle of a busy intersection just to watch her walk down the street.. And they can`t be just good looking.. they gotta bring the crazy! The cute little soccor mom who has her shit together?… The attractive women in a business suit that looks like a success?....No thanks! …. Give me the bad check writing, not in touch with reality, can`t hold her liquor, chipped nail polish, chic with the far away look in her eyes. The kind that constantly nag, cause scenes in public, humiliate me in front of my friends, drains my savings account and then has me borrowing money for her.
And hey,.. crazy bitches love me.. They can always pick me out of the line up. They hunt me down, … seek me out. We have this whole subliminal thing going on where we both understand. It`s like hey,… “I have a great idea, you`re fucking crazy and I love crazy bitches so let`s get together and fuck up each other’s lives for a couple of years or so”.. Whata ya say?
I once tried to kick my habit of crazy bitches, but it was no use. I tried dating more reasonable women but there was only so much of once a week missionary sex, talking about feelings, and hearing about new recipes that I could take. It may have helped had there been support groups for addictions like this. Maybe someone should consider starting “Crazy Bitches Anonymous” with a twelve step program and the whole nine yards? You know the “Hello, my name is Jim and I`m addicted to crazy bitches’ thing…Couldn`t hurt.
I don`t even try to stop anymore.. What’s the use? I’ve just accepted it. I`ve lived my whole life being addicted to crazy bitches and I`m not changing now. I am who I am God damn it, and I love em!
brazzoli 3/31/10
Some people are alcoholics, some are addicted to drugs, and for others it`s gambling. For me, it`s always been crazy bitches! They are my cocaine. I gotta have em! So, I guess that makes me sort of a crazy bitch connoisseur, if you will. And not just any crazy bitches, …really good looking crazy bitches. You know the kind I`m talking about. The one percenters, the kind that other women hate, the kind that you see walking on the sidewalk and you make an illegal U-turn in the middle of a busy intersection just to watch her walk down the street.. And they can`t be just good looking.. they gotta bring the crazy! The cute little soccor mom who has her shit together?… The attractive women in a business suit that looks like a success?....No thanks! …. Give me the bad check writing, not in touch with reality, can`t hold her liquor, chipped nail polish, chic with the far away look in her eyes. The kind that constantly nag, cause scenes in public, humiliate me in front of my friends, drains my savings account and then has me borrowing money for her.
And hey,.. crazy bitches love me.. They can always pick me out of the line up. They hunt me down, … seek me out. We have this whole subliminal thing going on where we both understand. It`s like hey,… “I have a great idea, you`re fucking crazy and I love crazy bitches so let`s get together and fuck up each other’s lives for a couple of years or so”.. Whata ya say?
I once tried to kick my habit of crazy bitches, but it was no use. I tried dating more reasonable women but there was only so much of once a week missionary sex, talking about feelings, and hearing about new recipes that I could take. It may have helped had there been support groups for addictions like this. Maybe someone should consider starting “Crazy Bitches Anonymous” with a twelve step program and the whole nine yards? You know the “Hello, my name is Jim and I`m addicted to crazy bitches’ thing…Couldn`t hurt.
I don`t even try to stop anymore.. What’s the use? I’ve just accepted it. I`ve lived my whole life being addicted to crazy bitches and I`m not changing now. I am who I am God damn it, and I love em!
brazzoli 3/31/10
Published 16th Dec 2016
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