Santa's Cream Pie

 
A Xmas tree fairy named Ruth
would gang bang without an excuse
at this time of year  
she enjoyed  
xxxtra cheer
with Santa away on the hoof
 
But one night  
she found to her cost
her pussy was coated in frost
'twas the wind blowing free
at the top of the tree
as she wailed that her panties  
were lost
 
She cried:  
He'll kill me for sure
if he thinks I'm a whore
these stockings  
won't cover the spot
Just put your hands here  
and help me to thaw
or when the old guy gets home  
I'll be shot
 
But when Santa returned
the tree fairy squirmed
and the elves seemed
shifty and queer
She had to uncross her legs
as he parked up the sleigh
dripping gallons of gunk
on his beard