HI, I'm a Feminist

Hi, I'm a feminist:
Or as you might call me,
a female supremist
Oh aren't I the meanest?
strangle any breath of male importance out of the room
this building
this world
Galaxies could be fighting about the different number of eyeball equality
"three is better than one"
"Female is better than male"
wow what a stretch
human or alternate being
we alienate equality,
but on the contrary, it's totally justified.

Hi, I'm a feminist:
or as you might call me
a bullshit artist
I over-sensitize petty ramblings
that could even in the smallest sense mention women
hatred + hatred just equals more hate
forget the debate
because once you stick up for yourself I'll just call you a misogynist right?

Actually, no.. not right

let me re-introduce myself

Hi, I'm a feminist:
not an anti-men activist
stop having a fit
and stop strangling my practices

this new wave crap gives me a bad name
gives you a bad name
we mine as well all change our names to "asshole"
cause that's the only appropriate action

Since when was feminism like a curse word
is equality one too now?
maybe my instructions got lost in the mail

I'm so tired
of these synthetic
obscured
self proclaimed "feminists"
giving the soul goal and cause
a kick in the trash and ruining feminism for everyone else

HI, I'm a feminist:
all I ask is for equal pay,
yes that whole "equal rights" concept,
and maybe an end to slut shaming
WOW Just call me a little Hillary Clinton in the making

Hi, I'm a feminist....
and maybe, that's okay