Sly Seduction

I thought I’d try a little seduction
I knew it would cause a bloody ruction
‘Not in the mood’ I was told
She turned away her face was cold

So I persisted (Like you do)
For I was up for a little ‘Yahoo’
‘Aw, ‘c’mon’ I wheedling said
Nuzzling up beside her head

What part of no do you not understand?
With scowling face she raised her hand
Just the first two letters I quipped grinning
She slapped me hard, good sign, I’m winning

So I changed my tactics, crafty flirt
Slipped my hand beneath her skirt
All I got was another slap
For being a pushy cheeky chap

I put on my 'hurt puppy' face
Stepping up seduction’s pace
She always seems to fall for it
I’m such a cunning little shit

I let a tear roll down my cheek
I sobbed and  feigned I couldn’t speak
Oh, I’m so sorry baby she cries
Then it’s off to bed and paradise  ;-)

Just a bit of humour folks hoping to make you grin!