F u c k i n g  w i t h  t h e  E n d  T i m e s

 
I fucked the antichrist  
last night
tied a figure of eight  
in his cock  
watched him choking on his shorts
while I supervised  
testicle removal
off grid  
 
Plus he'll need  
an unaffordable dental plan
before he charms  
the ladies again
so he wont be visiting  
any time soon
 
No need to thank me--
the prick was  
way past his sell-by-date
but we do need  
a modern threat  
we can rally against
uniting our world  
to make us great
 
Now I ain't at liberty  
just yet
to divulge exactly  
what that new threat is
but please  
remain vigilant at all times
and be extra careful
if you're
taking a bath
alone