VERY IMPORTANT

(collaboration of The Utopian Society)


He's late! He's late! Late, for a Very Important date!
The Pink Rabbit travels to the other realm, the Underland.
He serves the Empress. You are welcome if you come with Respect,
but do not cross the Rabbit! He is NOT a happy bunny!
Don't mess with Angry Bunny!

He's an extra from 'Machete'
with a pink extendable tail which can whip you into shape.

An extraterrestrial bandit
Supreme air commAnder
Wearing hats dazzling
Sinister smiles astounding
Dressed three-piece suited
Coordinated flawless knuckelhead
Q-Bert playing sounds waving
Soundtrack enticing the cheshire
Cat maddest head around

Little Rip-jawed, ass breaker takes no prisoners
Only sleep-smeared eyes prevent
The bouncing fluff-ball of perverse doom from
breaching the armor casing that protects your

Tea party from getting crashed by the queen
Mighty enforcer her ears planted everywhere
Can't escape the card soldiers stick poking
Where has the caterpillar gone smoking
Has he turned butterfly or still muttering
Smoke circle blowing thorn in backs rose garden singing

Kettles and cups and tea and diluted brain-waves
That is what fills the table
Smashing good times and machine-gun hearts
Ride the laughter of the hatter
who pulls the mad linen from beneath the

bed, hidden in his stash, under mountains of mattresses,
and piles of cushions, so soft, they reminisce of clouds,
The hatter cackles his high pitched laugh,
as he tosses his fine linens into the air.
He slices them all swiftly with his scissors
as they fall to the earth,
spinning and shaping his hats with glee,

The queen pulls her loyal servant to her side,
"Listen, hun. Calm down bunny. you Aren't late.
Please don't bring your silly confines of time and space into this realm of existence.
I know I ask an awful lot of you. To traverse the realms and worlds on my whim.
And I am glad you could make it here to be here with us.
But you Aren't late.
You're with friends now, rabbit.
Breathe a deep breath of our sweet ethereal air.
Have a drink.
Relax and kick it."
"Thank You, your Majesty.
I'll always show up for you and yours.
I'll always defend your honor."
"I know, rabbit. I know" =)

Fates sealed down the rabbit hole fallen
Eating cupcakes with eat me signs drinking concoctions with drink me signs.
Growing shrinking shrinking growing.
The talking cat and rushabout bunny distract me from my goal
Of escaping. From where nobody knows.

OMG! Another bunny hole has opened up, and I've fallen in headfirst.
Falling down this hole, I pass by a chamber, a pit,
where all the rabbits of my childhood play tug of war with my soul.
Little Bunny Foo Foo beat up Benjamin Bunny, and Peter Rabbit had to come to the rescue again.
The good fairy came ;) and Foo Foo became a Goon A-gain. Hare today. Goon tomorrow =P
And the Velveteen Rabbit is as real as Pinocchio ever was.
Harvey shadows the Easter Bunny, who rolls out died eggs.
These Pookas present the Emcee of the Evening: The Famous Bugs Bunny, in full regalia
(some top hat and coat tails he stole from an annoying singing, dancing frog cartoon stereotype)
Bugs asks "What's up?"
Then some ridiculous Care Bear Cousin Rabbit yells "Go Get Him Boys! For Care-A-Lot!"
Then, before I know it, I am dogpiled by a barrage of bunny memories.
I hear The Easter Bunny exclaim "Get his foot! I hear they're lucky!"
Under the bunny pile, I am covered in floppy ears, while Thumpers thump my head with their feet.
Puff ball tails cover my face.
And for a split second Monty Python's rabbit threatens my well being.
Rabbits are sent flying in all directions,
and as I lay flat, on my back, I look up at my savior, my protector.
A large, man sized pink bunny Stands looking down.
Great, I think, Another dang Pooka!
I look up and I notice two things:
He has a Cigar where his carrot should be,
and he's wearing sunglasses at night.
Pink Rabbit to the rescue.
He bends down and offers me his hand to help me up, chuckling under his breath

Alice Where oh where are you Alice? They must all be thinking.
What if I never see them? How will they find me?
Me oh my why did I follow that rabbit with that cute little shiny pocket watch that drew my attention?
This cannot be.
Why does that talking cat keep disappearing and reappearing?
If all this madness keeps up, I think I'll faint. This is all my fault, anyways.
what must I do? how will I find myself home? I must keep at it, no time to pout.
Disney will make sure I find my way nice and safe.
Walt oh Wally walt walt please help me out. . . . .

Shhh... Be Vewy Vewy Quiet. I'm Hunting Wabbit!
He jumped down a wabbit hole and wew he comes up, none of us know.
That knowledge is that of the gods of the underworld, and The Wabbit, Alone.
Heh Heh Heh Heh.
Shhh be vewy, vewy quiet. It's wabbit hunting season. And I'm going hunting.
He conspired with the lords of Underland, and stole my soul down his wabbit hole.
I will hunt him down to the deepest depths, and beyond.
My ACME goods will win back my pwize, wight befowe youw vewy eyes.
No lies. I twy, until I die
Why?