Dear brother (formally known as A$$hole)

 
Do you really want a moment of bliss by pissing on others to stamp out their happiness? Someone else's mistakes, misery and just plain bad luck make you laugh?
If that's a yes then you may want to try a few days at spreading happiness.
Don't expect too much, you won't win any awards for holding a door open for someone, but it might surprise you to feel something when you see another persons gratefulness.
I'm not going to lie and say it's all fairy floss and rainbows from that point on and I'm not telling you what you should do (I'm not a government or religion, you won't go to prison or Heaven). It just may surprise you, who knows?
Lastly in my effort to sway you, I like to think I've helped a person instead of regretting making them feel shit. Now, usually I'm so stuck on the fence it might as well be part of me, but I endorse this!

Hope you have a great day by the way. :)