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no1 lieks shet
PLEASE LISTEN FOR A LAUGH
luv meks me sid..
no1 luvs mea 4 hoo i amz,
dey tel mea 2 jus b mea,
boot no1 lieks shet,
i tri 2 b gret,
i juan 2 wen trofy
so da werld taks mea cerelouslee
boot no1 lez poo in2 compitizon,
dey sey i wil imbaris mai selph,
dey soo dum,
liek rely dum,
shet can b gret fertalazer,
liek.. cerelouslee rely gret,
u no mashroms gro in poo rite?
I tred 2 tell dem i culd be mashroms 2,
dey laf
.. i cri evertiem
written for Bad Grammar Competition
luv meks me sid..
no1 luvs mea 4 hoo i amz,
dey tel mea 2 jus b mea,
boot no1 lieks shet,
i tri 2 b gret,
i juan 2 wen trofy
so da werld taks mea cerelouslee
boot no1 lez poo in2 compitizon,
dey sey i wil imbaris mai selph,
dey soo dum,
liek rely dum,
shet can b gret fertalazer,
liek.. cerelouslee rely gret,
u no mashroms gro in poo rite?
I tred 2 tell dem i culd be mashroms 2,
dey laf
.. i cri evertiem
written for Bad Grammar Competition
Published 15th Aug 2016
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15th Aug 2016 6:15pm
15th Aug 2016 6:17pm
lol. if you put it in a text to speech website it will probably make you laugh out loud. You should submit something for the comp!! http://ttsreader.com/
15th Aug 2016 6:21pm
Honestly, it's like some of the conversations Savaja and I have had via text...auto correct assassins...outright hysterical! :)
