Adam, This One’s For You

Heart- broken hatred, that’s all I feel,
Still I always knew that he wasn’t a steal.
He use to belong to that whore.
I should know by now that sex is all that her EXs look for.
Why the fuck did I get with him?
Because I wanted to see if she would win?
Ha! That’s wishful thinking!
The good me feels her heart breaking.
“How could he do this to me?” she cries out and pleas.
While the other part just wants to seize
Him by the throat.
Make him vote:
It’s either me or her, that whore,
But I must caution choose wisely, you don’t wanta know what I have in store.
When she is in control I’m a flat out bitch
A thousand times worse than any evil witch
That you’ve ever seen.
Now it’s your chance, just lean
In close and give me your answer.
But you’re not gonna get off easy. The hatred’s already started to fester
God damn it! I knew this relationship wouldn’t last!
After all all my boyfriends in the past
Have been total assholes! Why not you?
You’ll just join the stack of trash as my latest ex- beau.
And the funny part? I didn’t even like you!
It just pisses me off that you
Got with me to benefit yourself,
But oh- well now my dark side gets to make your life a living hell.
It would have been better to just be my friend.
Then you wouldn’t have to worry about it endin’
This way.
But oh- well what can I say?
This all started because you decided to play
With me.
But I’m no fool you see,
I’ve been fucked over too many times before.
Oh and by the way I know why you don’t talk to me anymore.
It’s because I’m not a whore.
Still you know what really makes me sore?
I never pretended to be that
I straight up said “no sex” in fact.
So why did you get with me, when you obviously want her?
I’m guessing to make her jealous, sure.
Now I see why you wanted to play this relationship out.
Now you’ve pissed me off! Are you proud?
Don’t worry she will make sure justice is served in the end
Oh and by the way you can fuck being my friend!!