Die Clown Die!

It's a quiet fuckin night...Nothing exciting in fuckin sight...maybe, i should go out and start a fight...What could be more fun? Out for a run, and as fate would have it, i'm stunned! For in my in path, is a fuckin painted up clown! It's about to go down! I'm about to turn that grin into a fuckin frown! So, i look down quick, and what do i find? A fuckin pipe! Alright clown, say goodnight! I took a swing...he ducked, FUCK! I missed, and to my surprise, a fist is what i kissed! A left, a right, he swung with all his might! Shit! I'm losing this fight! I go down, like a ton of bricks! And he continued, with a flurry of kicks, to my head, to my lips! With blood dripping, and blurred vision, i remembered, i'm on a mission! I snatched the pipe i had dropped, and swung it up to his balls. POP!! He flopped! So, i quickly hopped! I jumped right on his head, THUD!, and swung the pipe like a golf club! Victory!! This dopey fuckin clown is history!! Bahhahaha!!!