the civil service is a bit weird...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
applied for the position  
    of assistant  
 warlock  
  to the keeper of the royal  
conundrums  
 
which ain't an easy  
  job to get  
 
although luckily  
   you don't have  
       to  
 
  so like when they  
   asked for my previous  
experience  
 
I said fuck  
    you're welcome  
to it  
 
   and it seems that the private  
    under secretary to  
the chief parliamentary  
    wizard  
 
   thought that  
        I appeared  
  to be quite  
     perfect  
 
but he  
   wasn't  
having  
    that...